Tuesday 30 April 2013

What is to Come #2

LordVega opened SubChat Channel #GetYourAssesInHere @ 14:06 PM ET 25/04/2213
SnoopCatte420 entered the chat room.
MasterBaiter entered the chat room.
LordVega: ha ha real fucking funny ronny
LordVega: now change it back
MasterBaiter: aww, okay :(
MasterBaiter is now MasterRonald
SnoopCatte420: Lol XD
LordVega: shut up
LordVega: okay so that link up with the uss chicago went well, which is a fucking miracle considering the quality of the staff here
MasterRonald: Don't be so hard on yourself Mikey :P
LordVega: ronald i swear to god im gonna shove you through an airlock one day
MasterRonald: lol
SnoopCatte420: XD
LordVega: now before you asswipes go back to watching sports i need to get angeline in here so we can properly brief everyone
SnoopCatte420: aww man do we have to?
SnoopCatte420: she gives me the creeps
MasterRonald: me too :(
LordVega: well i wont but dont come crying to me when the assignment goes tits up because of it
MasterRonald: you really need to chill bro :s
LordVega: look, if we do this right we get big fat paychecks and maybe our names in a history book somewhere
LordVega: you can understand why im stressed right
SnoopCatte420: that's one way of putting it :3
SublimeGizmo entered the chat room.
LordVega: there you are
LordVega: you ready to recieve the assignment?
SublimeGizmo: Yes.
LordVega: good
LordVega: so anyway as you already know we have a big old container slatered in top secret and do not open stickers aboard our little station here
LordVega: in approximately three hours we will be orbiting porphyrion attatched to the uss chicago as part of a research thingy
LordVega: hate that fucking planet but orders is orders
MasterRonald: I kinda like it
MasterRonald: Everyone's very chill down there
LordVega: excuse me but i dont think the planet of the orcs is very fucking chill at all
LordVega: it is a hive of weird shit that dropped out of a comic book one day and i want no part in it
SublimeGizmo: I think Porphyrion is a nice name.
SnoopCatte420: really? :O
LordVega: thats nice angeline
LordVega: anyway you guys are gonna love our task today
LordVega: we're gonna science us up some magic

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"Santos?"

"Yes?"

"Where are we going?"

"Somewhere new."

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